Episode 14: It’s really episode 13, but we’re deathly bi-curious... er, superstitious.

What does a humidifier and dehumidifier fighting have to do with a human centipede? Well, I hate to break it to you, but you never find out in this episode as that's just nonsense and Google is free, so use it!

This week, the boys discuss bowling pins in their pee holes, Jase being away for Air Force training, the final messages from some past potential band members, and Mike's ...adequate... performance as our guitarist (we're desperate to replace him, but we can't find that damn spreadsheet).

Nick bores Jase literally to death by listing every Michael Keaton movie ever. RIP.

Final Fantasy, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Gran Turismo, Madden 2005, Tony Hawk, NBA Live '03, and whatever else crappy sports game Nick mentions: It's rare to find an adult male these days who wasn't enamored with or influenced by video game music, and these are some of our favorites. The absolute highlight of the show is, without contest, Nick rapping out (is that what the kids call it?) to Busta Rhymes. While Nick and Mike tend to lean heavily toward games with actual rock bands, punk, or rap music, Jase favors the 8- and 16-bit chip tune music and orchestral scores that enjoyed ubiquity in the NES and SNES eras (except for all that awesome 80's music in GTA, of course).

Hmm...Busting a mad rap? I don't know. I'll Google it.

No, I won't. It don't matter. None of this matters.

Just say "Smith" again.